● 5 boards · 31 of 70 spots sold · about $12,104 raised in total
Everyone is selling ad space on something.
The index of every “brand my ___” auction. Laptops, a Tesla, ten fingernails, a triathlon kit — ranked by what they’ve actually raised, and which brands keep paying for it.
The boards
ranked by money raised · checked 2026-08-27
- #1
Negative SplitTriathlon race kit, bike frame and helmet · 21 positions
$4,875
Sponsor a human doing an Ironman. Printed kit panels plus vinyl on the bike and helmet, ridden for ~1,400 training miles.
Winny · @winternet18/21 spots takenfrom $125● livevisit ↗Fixed prices, not bids. Sponsor names not published yet. Kit panels close October 24.
- #2
Brand My TeslaTesla Model Y · 19 vinyl placements
€4,500
of €75,000 · 6%
A whole car. Twelve small, five medium, two large panels, with a live GPS tracker so sponsors can watch their logo drive around.
Bülent · @im_bulent3/19 spots takenfrom €1,500● livevisit ↗Sponsors “revealed soon”. Full refund if the €75k target isn't met.
- #3
Brand My MacMacBook Pro 14″ lid · 10 sticker zones
€2,148
of €2,529 · 85%
The one that started the physical branch. Ten sticker zones in three sizes, worn to cafés, coworking spaces and build-in-public videos.
Vincent · @vynsedev9/10 spots takenfrom €125● livevisit ↗Funds the MacBook itself. Yes, a board (Brand My Suitcase) bought a spot on another board.
- #4
Brand My Mac MiniMac Mini lid · 10 sticker spots
$49
of $2,299 · 2%
A 12.7 cm square of aluminium that lives on a desk. Surplus goes to the electricity bill for running local AI models.
New grad · @vedolos1/10 spots takenfrom $49● livevisit ↗ - #5
Brand My NailsTen fingernails · 7-day press-on set
$0
Ad space on the hands that hold the Kindle in five videos a day. Winning logos get pressed on and worn for a week.
Bianca · @biiordache0/10 spots takenfrom $100● liveoursvisit ↗Run by the person who runs this index. Ranked on the same numbers as everyone else.
Top sponsors
brands that bought a spot, by total spent
Only boards that publish their sponsors count. Several boards keep the names private until the set is made — those brands show up here as soon as they’re revealed.
Up for grabs
objects looking for a sponsor · not ranked, just listed
Want to jump on but don’t want to build a site? Launch your brand-my here: a page with your photo, spots and prices, and an “I’m interested” button that emails you. Sponsors pay you directly.
Your helmet, bike, laptop, dog’s bandana.
Two minutes, $10 one-off, no cut of what you make.
About this index
In August 2026, outbid.lol turned a pay-to-rank leaderboard into a six-figure week and spawned a few hundred clones. One branch went physical: Brand My Mac sold sticker spots on a laptop lid, and within days people were auctioning their cars, phones, backpacks, gis and fingernails. This page tracks that branch — the ones selling a real object — ranked by what they’ve raised, plus the brands buying across boards.
Numbers are hand-checked from each site (last pass: 2026-08-27); EUR is converted at an indicative rate for ranking only. Boards that don’t publish figures show a dash. Corrections welcome.
Full disclosure: this index is run by Bianca, who also runs Brand My Nails. It’s ranked on the same numbers as everyone else, and currently losing.